remotedotcomments
Want to use dotcomments in your blog, but your host doesn't support PHP? Phil Ulrich figured out how to host dotcomments on a separate free host that does support PHP, but now he has moved on to another comment system, then on to another host and domain name, and back to dotcomments, and his tutorial has gone missing along the way, so this is my modified version of it.
Find a PHP host
The first step is the hardest: you need to find a free host that supports PHP, isn't down most of the time, and preferably has FTP access and no ads (especially no popups, which tend to ruin the comment count). At the moment, that narrows it down to barrysworld, and sometime again, digitalrice. Sign up for an account with either one (or both, if you can, so you can switch back and forth), and once your account is activated, connect with your ftp program, create a directory named comments and chmod the directory to 777 (set Read, Write, and Execute permission for Owner, Group, and World). If you want to put comments.php in a subdirectory in your free host account, that's fine, just create the comments directory as a subdirectory of the directory where you plan to put comments.php.
Edit comments.php
Next (or while you wait for your account to be activated), download remotedotcomments.zip, my lightly modified version of dotcomments, and unzip it. Open comments.php in your favorite text editor. Edit the variables at the top as instructed in the dotcomments readme (the only one you absolutely have to edit is $comments_path).
Upload the files
Upload comments.php, commentcount.php, and dcbanner.gif to your free PHP host. Note that they do not go in the comments directory, but rather one level up: comments should be empty until it starts to fill with comment files. While you are at it, upload some sort of an index.html, so that it doesn't look like you are just abusing their generosity in supporting PHP.
Edit your template
Now, to edit your Blogger template. Somewhere between the <head> and </head> tags paste the following, changing www.mydomain.com to the address for your free PHP site:
<script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.mydomain.com/commentcount.php" defer="defer"></script>
<script type="text/javascript">
function viewComments(n) {
commentWindow=window.open('http://www.mydomain.com/comments.php?' + n, 'comments' + n, 'directories=0,height=480,location=0,resizable=1,scrollbars=1,toolbar=0,width=515');
}
function countcomments(){
if (document.childNodes){
if(typeof(commentID) != "undefined"){
for (i=0;i<commentID.length;i++){
oSpan = document.getElementById(commentID[i]);
if(oSpan){
oSpanText = oSpan.firstChild;
while(oSpanText.nodeType != "3"){
if(oSpanText.hasChildNodes)
oSpanText = oSpanText.firstChild;
else
return false;
}
oSpanText.nodeValue = commentCount[i];
}
}
}
}
}
</script>
In your <body> tag, include onload="countcomments()" so that you have something like:
<body link="#336699" vlink="#003366" alink="red" onload="countcomments()">
In the spot in your byline where you want the comment link to appear, include:
<a href="javascript:viewComments(<$BlogItemNumber$>)"><span id="comment<$BlogItemNumber$>">comment</span></a>
Finally, if you want to include the dotcomments banner, use:
<a href="http://www.foreword.com/dotcomments.php"><img src="http://www.mydomain.com/dcbanner.gif" width="88" height="31" border="0" alt="Comments by dotcomments"></a>
Again, replace www.mydomain.com with the address of your PHP site.
Publish and test
Publish your blog, and check it out. You should see links below each post that say "comment". Click one and make a test comment, and then reload your blog to see if the comment link changes to "1 comment" (note that comment counting only works if you are using a DOM compliant browser: IE 5+, Netscape 6, sometime in the future Opera). Once it's working, republish your archives if you want comments there as well.
function countcomments(){
if (document.childNodes){
(note that it's "childNodes" which tests for the existence of the method childNodes(), rather than hasChildNodes, which should return "true" but doesn't in IE5). If you installed remote dotcomments over the last twenty-some days and couldn't figure out why it worked for some people and not for others, well, sorry about that. I would claim that from now on I'll test everything in every popular version of every popular browser, but I've said that before, and it never seems to be true for very long. So don't be shy about telling me that my stuff doesn't work, but remember to tell me what version of what browser on what OS it isn't working on.
Why would you want to use such a thing? Suppose over the course of a day's blog surfing, you comment in five threads on three blogs, and see another couple of comment threads where you would like to see a reply. If you are at all like me, you might remember to check one or two the next day. Or, suppose you see a post that you know a certain blogging heavyweight will be commenting on, but he hasn't got there yet. rsscomments.php will let you add a feed that doesn't have comments yet, so you don't have to keep loading the whole blog while you wait for the fireworks to erupt.
Why would you want to provide it? If just the coolness of having an RSS feed for your comments isn't enough, how about cutting down your bandwidth by not having people constantly reload your page just to see if there are new comments? It should also encourage more interaction, since people are more likely to see responses to their comments. And did I mention that it's cool?
How to use it: save a copy, open it in a text editor, change the $commentpath to the path to your comments.php file, add your email address, and upload it to the same directory as comments.php. Grab a copy of the XML gif (copy it out of one of my comment threads) and upload it there too. Find a spot in comments.php where you want to put the gif, and add <a href="http://www.mydomain.com/path/rsscomments.php?<? echo $commentID; ?>"><img src="xml.gif" alt="RSS feed" height="14" width="36"></a>
Not quite right bits: it claims to be RSS version 0.91, but will return more than 15 items (though there are an awful lot of 0.915 feeds like that); no doctype (why point to the Netscape page that will inevitable get pulled now that someone is claiming that RDF/RSS infringes on their patent?); the "no comments found" feed is a bit off, since it returns an item with the current date, which makes your feed reader think it's a new item, so it alerts you to the exciting fact that there were "no comments found!"
